What the critics are saying about the direction Uncles has taken the English Democrats.

That twat Uncles deserves everything that is happening to him, even though this is funny, it is a shame that some good activists are being tarred with a brush tainted by the Fat Muppet from Kent.

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About englishwarrior

I am and Englishman who is fed up with the way the Government and others treats the people of England

Posted on May 4, 2011, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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